Crazy Crap My Husband Wakes Himself Up Saying: Don’t Shoot The Turtle!

30Jun13

“Don’t shoot the turtle.” (Pause… looks at me, awake now.) “Did you just say ‘Don’t shoot the turtle?’” (Rubbing his eyes) “I think so.” “Do you remember why you said it?” “Yeah, because they’re on our side.”

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My sister is looking down… and laughing her ass off.

03Jun13

Somewhere in… uh… heaven? Or wherever we go… (unless we don’t go anywhere)… my sister is laughing at me. I always gave her ample opportunity to laugh at me (although more often than not I just bugged the crap out of her) and here’s today’s mockery opportunity: I’ve been feeling very low for some time […]

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