Archive for June, 2013

“Don’t shoot the turtle.” (Pause… looks at me, awake now.) “Did you just say ‘Don’t shoot the turtle?’” (Rubbing his eyes) “I think so.” “Do you remember why you said it?” “Yeah, because they’re on our side.” Advertisements


Somewhere in… uh… heaven? Or wherever we go… (unless we don’t go anywhere)… my sister is laughing at me. I always gave her ample opportunity to laugh at me (although more often than not I just bugged the crap out of her) and here’s today’s mockery opportunity: I’ve been feeling very low for some time […]