Archive for March, 2014

Possum is lying on her front across our bed, feet waving in the air, playing “Hungry Shark”. Chris is sitting next to her, offering sage advice: Chris: Oh, by the way, those aren’t the giant crabs — the giant ones are off to the left, way down deep. Possum: Oh, cool. (Possum perpetrates further shark […]

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Chris nominated me for an “Actual Conversation”: Me: (affectionately) Oh, Hawthorne. You wordy bastard. Chris: Only at my house…