Crazy Crap My Husband Wakes Himself Up Saying: What IS He Right Now?

27Aug14

He didn’t wake himself up this time — it’s early and he’s actually asleep, not just dozing. Which is better, really.

“I’m going to shut this place down, then I’m going to have a charcoal sandwich.”

Secret agent? (Charcoal is an antidote for… something, right?) Bouncer? Rock star? Mobster? Cop? The possibilities are endless — it’s interesting in there.