Crazy Crap My Husband Wakes Himself Up Saying: What IS He Right Now?
27Aug14
He didn’t wake himself up this time — it’s early and he’s actually asleep, not just dozing. Which is better, really.
“I’m going to shut this place down, then I’m going to have a charcoal sandwich.”
Secret agent? (Charcoal is an antidote for… something, right?) Bouncer? Rock star? Mobster? Cop? The possibilities are endless — it’s interesting in there.
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