Archive for October, 2014

He: That’s why I want the big one… Me: What in the…? He: (covers eyes, shakes head) You won’t believe me. Me: Give it a shot. He: That’s why I want the big… intern. To carry me upstairs to bed. Oh, and then there was just general hilarity because of COURSE that’s what he meant.

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According to an allegedly stunning but actually sort of “well, duh!” statement from the Catholic Church, gay people have value. The twelve-page report also suggested that divorced people, unmarried parents, and the children of such non-traditional weirdnesses might also have some scrap of humanity. Not all of the synod’s 41 bishops agreed with the radical […]