Archive for October, 2014

He: That’s why I want the big one… Me: What in the…? He: (covers eyes, shakes head) You won’t believe me. Me: Give it a shot. He: That’s why I want the big… intern. To carry me upstairs to bed. Oh, and then there was just general hilarity because of COURSE that’s what he meant.

According to an allegedly stunning but actually sort of “well, duh!” statement from the Catholic Church, gay people have value. The twelve-page report also suggested that divorced people, unmarried parents, and the children of such non-traditional weirdnesses might also have some scrap of humanity. Not all of the synod’s 41 bishops agreed with the radical […]