Show Her How Much You Care: Whip Her With Shaggy Thongs

14Feb12

Now, who is THIS gorgeous guy? Hubba hubba! Well that’s Saint Valentine, of course. Parts of him, anyway — the rest is in Dublin. Why? Don’t ask me, I don’t really get the whole relic thing… Apparently the Catholic Church didn’t get it either, at least as far as Saint Valentine is concerned: they had […]

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The Possum Chronicles: If I Had a Bell

12Feb12

Possum (holding a bell): If I ring this bell, that means it’s time for dessert. Me: Oh, I see. Possum: Yes, if I ring it once, that means I want dessert. Twice is time for lunch. Three times is for snack, and four is for dinner. Me: How about if I ring it fifteen times? […]

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