Enter a crazy search term, get a crazy result…

So, WordPress gives me all kinds of stats — how many page views (183 yesterday!) which pages, what links you clicked, etc.

One of the coolest things it shows me is a list of the search terms that led people here and honestly, sometimes I don’t know what you people are thinking!

I’ll keep this page up as a living document of your crazy-go-nuttiness (Steve Perry fans, I’m lookin’ at you!)

  1. “how does steve perry like his coffee”
    People, we gotta get this straight. I love me some Stevie but I do not know the man! Never met him, never will. I don’t know how he takes his coffee, how he likes his eggs, whether he wants toast or homefries, OJ or cranberry, grapefruit or yogurt parfait, none of that stuff.

    If he calls me with his breakfast order, I will… actually, no I won’t tell you all about it. Furthermore, I will NOT make him breakfast just because he asks me! No sir! I will have my husband make him breakfast because I am a terrible cook. Except for the Portugese Sweetbread, which is delectable beyond your wildest Sweetbread-y dreams. And I’m not making that for Steve Perry either. Unless he asks. Which I also won’t tell you about so you will just have to stay up nights and wonder.

    Aren’t you glad you asked?

    NEXT!

  2. is steve perry a jerk

    Sigh.

    Uh… sure.  No.  I don’t know.  Ask him yourself.  While you’re at it, tell him not to be so damn picky about his breakfast order. Sheesh!

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