More Crazy Crap My Husband Wakes Himself Up Saying
15Jul14
“RIGHT now I’m in scampi…”
OK, so, I have to give you a little context for this “Crazy Crap” GEM. We’re strewn across the couch in a comfy heap, watching TV, I’m knitting, Chris is scrolling through Facebook. I will later find out that someone on Facebook has posted a picture of dinner, a behavior my husband finds mystifying. Apparently this evening’s Crazy Crap is a sliver of a wonderfully satisfying snark fit on this topic, the final, devastatingly clever declamation of which was — you got it — “RIGHT now I’m in scampi.”
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