Unsolicited Advice: “MOM! She [fill in the blank]!”


I know your child is perfect and would never instigate conflict of any kind. But it can occasionally be a useful exercise to reverse-engineer the incident:

“MOM! She slapped me!”
“I see. And what happened right before she slapped you?”
“I just barely touched her just a tiny little bit. In the eye. With a stick. That was only a tiny bit sharpened, I swear!”

Uh huh.

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