Solutions! Get Your Red-Hot Solutions He-ah!


Attention Citizens of Earth! Your company does not “provide solutions.” A solution is not a commodity. If your website says that you are “the world’s leading next generation 360-degree solutions provider” then a) you are lying OR b) you don’t really know what you do, BUT IN ANY CASE c) you are a douchebag. 


One Response to “Solutions! Get Your Red-Hot Solutions He-ah!”

  1. OMG! Your uncle is SO with you on this. “Solution” is on a long list of embargoed words in our household. He hates “passion” and “humbled” in particular right now.

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